[2287] in Humor
[HUMOR]: Quiz for Men
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Apr 30 07:57:44 1998
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Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:50:23 EDT
From: Michael Khusid <mkhusid@MIT.EDU>
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From: Alex Seleznev <ASeleznev@ShareData.com>
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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 13:36:31 -0700
And know you what? Such a message was on the Network...
> Item #10 is my personal favorite!
>
> Linde
>
>
> Funny as hell, careful, there's graphic naughty words though.
>
>
> >Subject: Quiz
> >
> >1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to
> >as:
> > a) Lovemaking
> > b) Screwing
> > c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
> >
> >2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only
> >after you've both shared:
> > a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual
> > relationship
> > b) Your blood-test results
> > c) Five tequila slammers
> >
> >3. You time your orgasm so that:
> > a) Your partner climaxes first
> > b) You both climax simultaneously
> > c) You don't miss SportsCenter
> >
> >4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
> > a) Healthy, creative love-play
> > b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever
> > agree to
> > c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever
> > find out about
> >
> >5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just
> >had sex with is:
> > a) The best part of the experience
> > b) The second best part of the experience
> > c) $100 extra
> >
> >6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in
> >the last month. You tell her that it is:
> > a) No concern of yours
> > b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
> > c) A conservative estimate
> >
> >7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
> > a) A myth
> > b) An oxymoron
> > c) A moron
> >
> >8. Foreplay is to sex as:
> > a) Appetizer is to entree
> > b) Priming is to painting
> > c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
> >
> >9. Which of the following are you most likely to find
> >yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
> > a) "I hope we can still be friends."
> > b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the
> > tone...."
> > c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
> >
> >10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
> > a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope
> > with that sort of intimacy
> > b) Is uptight and a waste of time
> > c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
> > place
> >
> >
> >If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to
> >make sure you really are a man.
> >If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy,
> >you're still a little confused.
> >
> >If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go
> >drinking.
>
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