[2286] in Humor
HUMOR: Song Titles
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Apr 29 12:55:11 1998
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 12:48:35 -0400
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Carlos Zalduondo <cjz@usa.net>
From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>Subject: Song Titles
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>> Some of the very best Country/Western song titles (all are actual titles):
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>>Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
>>Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
>>I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
>>I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
>>I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
>>I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
>>I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
>>I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
>>I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
>>I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
>>If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
>>If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
>>My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
>>Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of Life
>>My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
>>She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
>>You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
>>You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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