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HUMOR: Song Titles

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Apr 29 12:55:11 1998

Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 12:48:35 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>

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>From: David Zewinski <<david_zewinski@harvard.edu>

>Subject: Song Titles

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>> Some of the very best Country/Western song titles (all are actual titles):

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>>Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

>>Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye 

>>I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

>>I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 

>>I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 

>>I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

>>I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 

>>I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

>>I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

>>I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

>>If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 

>>If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

>>My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 

>>Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of Life

>>My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 

>>She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

>>You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 

>>You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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