[2242] in Humor
HUMOR: year's best headlines
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Mar 13 17:18:17 1998
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 17:14:19 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>From: Celia Kent <<celia_kent@harvard.edu>
>Subject: year's best headlines (fwd)
>
>Silly, but fairly funny.
>
>>Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 22:03:39 -0500 (EST)
>>From: john d abernethy <<jda@world.std.com>
>>To: Celia Kent <<celia_kent@harvard.edu>
>>Cc: Jacob Abernethy <<nass@oitvms.oit.umass.edu>
>>Subject: year's best headlines (fwd)
>>
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>> THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES:
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>>* Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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>>* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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>>* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>>* Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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>>* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
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>>* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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>>* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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>>* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>>* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
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>>* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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>>* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>>* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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>>* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>>* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>>* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>>* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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>>* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>>
>>----------------- End Forwarded Message -----------------
>>The box said use Windows 95 or better, so naturally I bought a Mac.
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>>
>>
>Celia Kent
>tel 495-5606, fax 495-7881, email celia_kent@harvard.edu
>
>
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