[2241] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Irina Margolin)
Mon Mar 9 17:22:27 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 09 Mar 1998 17:14:04 EST
From: Irina Margolin <racha@MIT.EDU>
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see
one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" the
President yells.. "It's the abortion bill, Mr. President. What do
you want to do about it?" the aide asks.. "Just go ahead and pay it,"
responds the President.
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. the
umpire walks up to the VIP section and says something.. Suddenly,
Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the wall
onto the field.. The stunned umpire shouts, "No, Mr. President! I
said, Throw the first PITCH!'"
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them
tonight's specials are chicken and fish.. "The chicken sounds good;
I'll have that," Hillary says ,The waiter nods. "And the
vegetable?" he asks.. "Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A. The nation..
Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex?
A. "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps
of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.. At the bottom of
the steps, he says to the honor guardsman, "These are genuine Arkansa
Razor-Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for
Hillary." The guardsman replies, "Nice trade, Sir."
