[2228] in Humor
HUMOR: Starr I are
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Fri Jan 30 16:43:05 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 30 Jan 1998 16:35:00 EST
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From: Steve Weiss <SteveWeiss@comshare.com>
Date: Fri, 30 Jan 1998 15:53:59 -0500
Dr. Seuss is popular inside the beltway, too. -srw
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Scandal a la Dr. Seuss
STARR I ARE -- a newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss
I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see --
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?
I did not do that
Here or there--
I did not do that
Anywhere!
I did not do that
Near or far --
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?
I do not like you
Starr-You-Are --
I think that you
Have gone too far.
I will not answer
Any more --
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!
The public's easy
To distract --
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!
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