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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Irina Margolin)
Thu Jan 29 09:54:23 1998
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: dkatz@quadris.com, natashka@MIT.EDU, lisansky@MIT.EDU,
stamblma@amsrating.iix.com
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 09:48:20 EST
From: Irina Margolin <racha@MIT.EDU>
>Subject: Application for a White House Internship!
>
>Greetings prospective White House interns!
>
>This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing
>America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the
>"Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most
>exciting one yet!
>
>Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this
>demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out:
>
>Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political
>scene of the hottest city in the world!
>
>** Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
>** See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
>** Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!
>
>Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a
>former intern:
>
>"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering
>phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president and
>getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic."
> - M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif.
>
>As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours,
>hot debates and touchy national issues.
>
>Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it
>back to the White House at president@whitehouse.gov
>
> Name:
> Hometown:
> Sex: F__ Age:
> Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
> How many beers it takes to get you...
> ...Giggly:
> ...Drunk:
> ...Hot:
> ...To lie to a federal prosecutor:
>
> Quick quiz:
>
> You've always considered the White House:
> a) a monument to democracy
> b) the place where great leaders meet
> c) vaguely erotic
> d) extremely erotic
>
> Hillary Clinton is a(n):
> a) model wife and mother
> b) icon of late 20th century femininity
> c) an obstacle
> d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world
>
> You've always wanted to know more about the President's:
> a) Israeli policies
> b) childhood in Hope, Ark.
> c) romper room
> d) "monument to democracy"
>
> My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
> a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns
> b) reading, study
> c) late nights working at the White House
> d) late nights working the White House
>
>Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d.
>Scores of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call
>soon.
>
>Uncle Sam wants you.
>
>*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be
>interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity
>employer.
>
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