[2229] in Humor
forni-gate humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Oleg Drozhinin)
Sat Jan 31 18:49:08 1998
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 18:49:44 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Oleg Drozhinin <drozhioe@biomed.med.yale.edu>
Forwards: Matthew Weed, weed-matthew@yale.edu, weed@helix.nih.gov
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>From: funny-request@clari.net (Funny Guy)
>Subject: Clinton Digest Part III
More Forni-gate jokes... These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't
really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have
enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably
not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in
the title - ed.
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>From: yang444@pacbell.net
>Subject: Clinton's charades + Mike McCurry
>
>News item:
>
>Mike McCurry, the President's Press Secretary, has just resigned.
>He could no longer keep a straight face.
>
>=====
>>From: elnitsky@star.net (Serge Elnitsky)
>>Subject: One more for the Clinton digest
>
>
>Did you know that "Monica Lewinsky" is an anagram of "wank my silicone"?
>
>=====
>>From: salzberg@cmr.gov (David Salzberg)
>>Organization: Center for Monitoring Research
>>Subject: Original: Clinton's Library
>
>
>With all the recent scandals, it seems that Clinton's presidential library
>will be the first with a pornography section.
>
>=====
>>From: dbasinge@itos.uga.edu (Mike Basinger)
>>Organization: University of Georgia
>>Subject: Clinton People
>
>I keep hearing people from Clinton's inner circle talk on radio and
>television saying that they are behind President Clinton 100%. Good
>idea, since it's obviously not safe to stand in front of him.
>
>=====
>>From: irish@pizero.colorado.edu (Brian O'Reilly)
>>Organization: E831 University of Colorado
>>Subject: A heartbeat away??
>
>I suppose this means Al Gore is only three inches away from the
>presidency...
>
>=====
>>From: cradock@ssc.wisc.edu (Bob Cradock)
>>Subject: The scandal that keeps on ticking
>
>
>Doesn't Clinton realize that a coverup always gets you in more
>trouble than whatever you did in the first place?
>
>He should have just opened up, come clean, and taken his licks.
>
>Oops, I guess maybe he's already done that.
>
>=====
>>From: dbell@maths.tcd.ie (Derek Bell)
>>Subject: Clinton
>
> It looks like Clinton will be the second president to be
>brought down by "Deep Throat"!
>
>=====
>>From: Ken.Hamel@Colorado.EDU (Ken Hamel)
>>Subject: Clinton Q & A
>
>Q: Why does Pres. Clinton wear boxer shorts?
>
>A: To keep his ankles warm.
>
>=====
>>From: brad@clari.net (Brad Templeton)
>>Subject: Tailgate
>>Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp. http://www.clari.net/brad
>
>Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Bill Clinton?
>A: Quayle was no Jack Kennedy."
>
>=====
>>From: Dean@locktrack.com (Dean Woodward)
>>Subject: Divorce Proceedings
>
>Thought of the day:
>
>If Bill Clinton's guilty of the charges against him, and Hillary
>divorces him (as would be justifiable if he's messing around:)
>
>Does she get to run half the country for the rest of his term?
>
>=====
>>From: john@hideaway.mv.com (John C. Hallyburton, Jr.)
>>Subject: Monica Lewinsky Career joke
>
>Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House
>to the Pentagon?
>
>A: She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
>
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