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HUMOR: Three Golfers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Wed Jan 28 17:50:04 1998
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 17:38:28 EST
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From: Amy Beverley Chan & Jeremy David Weiss <slinkie@cyberspace.org>
Subject: HUMOR: Three Golfers
Three gents are on a golf course. It's a difficult par with a water trap
just after the tee.
The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To
retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf
club. The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands on the green.
The second golfer hits his ball towards the water, but rather than sink,
the ball floats on top of the water. The golfer nonchalantly walks across
the water and hits the ball onto the green.
The third golfer takes a swing of the club. The club propels the ball
towards the water, into which it starts sinking. As the ball begins to
sink, a fish gobbles the ball into its mouth. At that very moment, a bird
of prey plucks the fish out of the water and begins to carry it aloft. As
the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightening strikes and the bird drops the
fish into a nearby tree. When the fish hits a branch of the tree, the
ball pops out, rolls down the trunk of the tree, across the green and
right into the hole ..
Moses turns to Jesus and says "I hate golfing with your Father".
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