[2212] in Humor
Fwd: FW: JET FUEL
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason Lima)
Thu Dec 18 00:38:00 1997
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 1997 00:31:24 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Jason Lima <lima@MIT.EDU>
This is for those of us wishing for an alternate mode of transportation
home; actually, you may not want to try this... :)
>This is a real ripper!!!
>
> ----------
>
>> A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the
>> hanger at SFO; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of
>> them says to the other
>>
>> "Man, have you got anything to drink?"
>> "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel - that'll kinda give you a
>> buzz."
>>
>> So they do, get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only drinkin'
>> buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up and he
>> knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn't. He gets up
>> and feels good, in fact he feels great - NO hangover!
>>
>> The phone rings, it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you
>> feel?"
>>
>> He said, "I feel great!!, and the buddy says, "I feel great too!!
>>
>> You don't have a hangover?" and he says "No - that jet fuel is great
>> stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often"
>>
>> "Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."
>>
>> "What's that?"
>>
>> "Did you fart yet?"
>>
>> "What??"
>>
>> "Did you fart yet??"
>>
>> "No..."
>>
>> "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!"
>
>
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