[2213] in Humor
Christmas Humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Dec 19 00:32:24 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 1997 00:31:10 EST
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 1997 21:19:24 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@nanospace.com>
From: Geri Winters <geri@txt.com>
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!
Q. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A. A subordinate claus.
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A. Pour Santaflush on him.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.
Q. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
Olive, you ask? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to
laugh and call him names..."
And...
The 3 stages of a man:
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3. He becomes Santa Claus.
