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ALbert: Fwd: Got a mint? (fwd)
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From: ALbert <aqt5642@is2.nyu.edu>
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Subject: Fwd: Got a mint? (fwd)
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- ---- Original Msg from: DAN ZEITZ, BLOOMBERG/ NEW YORK At: 12/09 9:00
- ---- Original Msg from: HENRY YONG, BLOOMBERG/ NEW YORK At: 12/08 17:52
Does this work with pop rocks?
- ---- Original Msg from: Kai Chou <kchou@OXHP.COM> At: 12/08 17:43
Have you looked on the desks of your female coworkers lately?
This is an absolutely a true story -- forward it around to friends who
might get a kick out of it.
Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our
company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of
Altoids on my desk. (Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously
strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst
into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who
called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an
encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how
amazing she was, how he'd never be the same, etc. She was kind of
puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from
my regular technique? She finally figured it out: she's a smoker, and
before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to
"freshen up." Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four
Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.
So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who
immediately tried it out on -her- fiancee. Apparently this guy has
never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much
that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is
now a fellatio gourmand. This news has been going around our office.
Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the
Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It's the equivalent of having the
hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the
females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids
(about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are
getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale
boosting events, it doesn't get much better. Some of the men found out,
too -- they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They
strategized on how to get their wives to eat them. And people wonder
why I work in technology.
(For what it's worth -- it really does work! It leaves a lasting tingle
that is apparently quite exquisite.)
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