[2113] in Humor
HUMOR: Law enforcement techniques
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jun 12 11:05:28 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 11:03:15 EDT
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 10:58:02 EDT
From: Katie Livingston <katiel@MIT.EDU>
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. They released a rabbit into three forests and each has to catch
the rabbit in the forest assigned to them.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn their forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!
