[2112] in Humor
HUMOR (snigger): oh no!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jun 12 10:28:35 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 10:23:10 EDT
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 10:16:38 -0400 (EDT)
From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
A father and his son go into the grocery store
when they happen upon the condom aisle. The
son asks his father why there are so many
different boxes of condoms.
The father replies...well, you see that 3
pack? That's for when you're in high school.
You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday
night.
The son then asks his father, well what's the
6 pack for? The father replies, well that's for
when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday
night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday
morning.
Then the son asks his father what the 12
pack is for. The father replies, well that's
for when you're married.
You have one for January, one for February,
one for March......
