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HUMOR: but we prefer the term "snug"

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jun 12 09:50:53 1997

From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 09:47:50 EDT


From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Date: Thu, 12 Jun 1997 01:12:40 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
>From: "Jonathan E. D. Richmond" <Jonathan_Richmond@Harvard.edu>
>
>
>What to do at 1 am when it is far too hot (94 degrees today!) to do any
>work but the need to at least pretend to continuing wading through reams
>of inscrutable data requires continued awakenness?
>
>Well, The Times is already on-line, even if Britain is still asleep, and
>here's another sample from its letters to the Editor:
>
>
>
>   Fitting send-off 
>
>   From Mr Frank Kilvington 
>
>   Sir, In her article on changing burial customs (June 4), Grace
>   Bradberry implies that the use of coffins as articles of
>   furniture is a modern development. 
>
>   John Cussans, in his own copy of his History of
>   Hertfordshire published in the 1870s (now in Hertfordshire
>   County Record Office), has added the case of William
>   Jones, vicar of Broxbourne until his death in 1821, who
>   ordered his coffin some 12 years before and had it fitted with
>   shelves to form a bookcase. 
>
>   Unfortunately the reverend gentleman put on weight in those
>   years and at his death a local carpenter had to be summoned
>   to enlarge the coffin. "But it was a proper tight fit, Sir, I tell
>   yew," was the comment of the old man who told Cussans the
>   story. 
>
>   Yours faithfully, 
>   FRANK KILVINGTON, 
>   122 Marshalswick Lane, 
>   St Albans, Hertfordshire. 
>   June 6. 
>
>
>
>   Still electable? 
>   From Mr David Smithers 
>
>   Sir, An outsider's view of the passion and rhetoric of our
>   domestic politics comes in a letter from a Romanian friend. 
>
>   He asks: "Now that you have chosen your new Government
>   in Great Britain, can we have the one you didn't want?" 
>
>   Yours sincerely, 
>
>   DAVID SMITHERS, 
>
>   Silver How, Groombridge, 
>
>   Tunbridge Wells, Kent. 
>

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