[2040] in Humor
HUMOR: Computers & Women
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Apr 22 13:27:58 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 13:19:36 EDT
As always, I am perfectly happy to post "Computers & Men" as soon as someone
writes it... :)
-Drew
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 13:13:05 -0500
From: Joe Ziehler <ziehler@psicorp.com>
Six reasons computers must be female....
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the
corner.
5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message, "Bad command or file name" is about as
informative as:
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
going to tell you."
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
