[1966] in Humor
HUMOR: Green Eggs and Hamlet
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Mar 20 10:25:52 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 10:19:42 EST
From: Tom Yu <tlyu@MIT.EDU>
[forwards scrambled ;-)]
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 97 18:51:47 -0500
From: galt <galt@media.mit.edu>
Green Eggs and Hamlet
I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shuffle off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.
