[1967] in Humor
HUMOR: Bad Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Mar 21 11:24:51 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 1997 11:10:41 EST
You've been warned...
-Drew
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 08:24:29 -0500
From: Joe Ziehler <ziehler@psicorp.com>
There's this wealthy businessman who is fascinated by the Old West.
He has a study in his mansion that is dedicated to artifacts and books
from and about that time. He has a free wall in the room, so he
decides to have an appropriate mural painted on it. He hires an
artist, and tells him, "I want a mural painted on this wall that
depicts General Custer's dying thoughts. I'll be away for a week, so
go to work, and I'll look at it when I return."
A week later, the businessman comes back. He goes into the study,
where the artist is applying the finishing touches. The businessman
is aghast, as he looks and sees a large cow with a halo in the center
of the wall, surrounded by scores of Indians having sex. "This is
outrageous! How does this perversity have anything to do with George
Custer?!" "As you asked, sir, this represents his last thought: Holy
cow! Look at all these f***ing Indians!"
