[1961] in Humor
HUMOR: A couple of Russian jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Mar 17 15:00:10 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 14:46:40 EST
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 12:03:00 EST
One guy is walking along the roads, and he sees a stone on the
crossroad. The stone says: If you go to the left, you will lose your
horse; if you go to the right, you will lose your life; if you go
straight you will be an idiot. The guy thinks, "I am middle aged
person, and I am not an idiot, I will go straight." So, we walks
straight. The road ends, and a desert begins. The guy gets very
thirsty, and then he sees a large fountain with crystal clean water
and a huge 10-headed dragon sleeping near the fountain. The guy takes
out his axe, and starts chopping off dragon heads. When he comes to
the last head, the dragon wakes up and says
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"I want to drink from the fountain," they guy says.
So, the dragon replys "Well, then go and drink. Why did you chop off
my heads then? Are you an idiot?"
A young lady visits her parents. In a couple of days, she walks up
to the room of her younger brother.
"Paul, please take off my skirt and blouse," she says quietly.
Paul takes them off.
"Now, take off my bra and my panties."
Paul takes them off.
"And now, I don't want to see you wear any of my clothes again!!!"
