[1960] in Humor
HUMOR: And don't forget ...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sun Mar 16 21:39:14 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 21:35:10 EST
...the extra 1,080 copies posted to the humor list.
-Drew
From: Katy King <katyking@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 20:32:13 EST
Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 435,235 ...
1 to change the bulb
4 to tell him he should have done it differently
365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1834 to flame the spell checkers
4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women and alt.all.men.are.scum,
alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to
say, "Me Too"
106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
89,345 to say this is just what alt.physics.cold_fusion was meant for,
leave it here
10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb
