[1962] in Humor
HUMOR: Another Russian Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Mar 17 15:05:40 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 14:55:13 EST
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 12:24:28 EST
A cowbow is riding on the horse, and he sees a snake slithering
in the sand. He takes out his gun, and wants to shoot the snake
as snake tells him:
"Don't kill me, young man, I will do your any three wishes."
The cowbow says:
"I want the body of Arnold Schwarzenneger, the face of Michael
Jackson, and the rest of my horse!
"As you wish," the snake says.
The cowbow comes home, looks in the
mirror and sees handsome face and body. Then he takes off his pants -
OOPS - How could I forget I was riding my Betsy today!
