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HUMOR: 10 New Things Seen in Star Wars
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Feb 5 11:21:58 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 11:07:24 EST
Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 11:04:45 -0500
From: Todd Jackson <trjackso@fucus.mit.edu>
The Top Ten List
"Surprises in the New Version of Star Wars"
As presented on the 01/31/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
LETTERMAN
10. Part of Chewbacca now played by a shirtless Ed Asner
9. Commander of the Death Star: Dr. Kevorkian
8. Land speeders replaced with bitchin' pink Miatas
7. Comic relief provided by Cheech Marin as Luke Skywalker's wacky
Mexican caddy
6. Darth Vader's voice goes up three octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks
him in the groin
5. Instead of "May the force be with you," Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "Show me
the money!"
4. Cameo appearance by Bob Dole as Yoda's great-great-grandfather
3. Luke and Darth Vader work together to beat the crap out of a bunch of
Trekkies
2. New scene in which Jabba the Hut is hugged by a sobbing Richard Simmons
1. R2D2? Gay
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