[1868] in Humor
HUMOR: Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In Star Trek
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Feb 5 11:18:59 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 11:04:16 EST
Form several sources.
And no, I *don't* want to hear what web page(s) you saw it on...
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Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 21:08:59 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
From: "Karen Kienitz" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
From: "Jeanne Newman" <NEWMAN_JE@SHS.STANFORD.EDU>
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The
Star Trek Universe:
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
"stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millenium Falcon does the
same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth
Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one
glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
"Slave I".
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter
impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
