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HUMOR: Excel fun

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sat Dec 14 11:52:01 1996

Date: Sat, 14 Dec 1996 11:46:12 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Cc: Charles & Ing Himawan <ingch@ibm.net>

Hmmm.  Excel for the mac is huge, too.  I wonder if there's a similar hack
in that one...
-Drew

Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 21:27:21 EST
From: Erik Nygren <nygren@MIT.EDU>


Now I finally see why Microsoft products take
up so much disk space...  :-)
Yes, I tried this and it actually works.

------- Forwarded Message

From: Michael Wagner <mwagner@netgate.net>
From: "Morovitz, Greg" <MOROVITZG@cellmo.ameritech.com> 12/10/96 09:01am

Here you go:

Open up Excel 7.0
Scroll down to row 95 and click on cell 95B
Press shift key and select entire row
Click help on menu bar
Select "About Excel"
Place cursor over the "Tech Support" button (don't click on it!)
Press Shift-Control and click the left mouse button

This should bring you into the "Hall of Tortured Souls"
Navigate to the blank wall (behind you) using the arrow keys
Type EXCEL KFA
A catwalk should appear
As you continue to walk along the catwalk, you will see pictures and
names of the programmers, etc.
Be careful not to fall off the catwalk,  if you do fall off, walk around
and try to find the exit for the desert into Doom, otherwise you'll come to
an exit and it will take you into the desert part of Doom.

Goodluck

Greg



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