[1763] in Humor
HUMOR: Bananas
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sat Dec 14 20:26:18 1996
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 1996 20:22:49 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Kristin Gunst <gunst@MIT.EDU>
>From: mgrudinoff@coordinate.com (Mark Grudinoff)
>Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 11:02:38 -0800
>
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>
> "Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three
> women eating bananas on a park bench.
>
> "Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied,
> "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just
> passed."
>
> "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"
>
> "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding
> it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly
> break the fruit into small pieces."
>
> "The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and
> crammed the whole thing into her mouth."
>
> "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third
> was a newlywed?"
>
> "Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it
> with the other."
>
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