[1761] in Humor
HUMOR: The Cabbie
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Fri Dec 13 17:24:49 1996
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 17:06:42 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Kristin Gunst <gunst@MIT.EDU>
>From: mgrudinoff@coordinate.com (Mark Grudinoff)
>Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 13:38:20 -0800
>
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>>> > A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
>lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second
>half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could
>get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was
>a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He
>promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
>numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.. The
>cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars,
>get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to
>the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
>>> >
> One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his
>financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
> Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to
>
>get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out
>>there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused
>to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a
>moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he
>hit on a plan.
>
> The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to
>the
>airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to
>
>give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
>
> The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
>asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old
>friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to
>the
>airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "OK" and
>off
>they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the
>businessman
>gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
>>
>
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