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HUMOR: Top 15 things heard at Comdex
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Mon Dec 2 12:26:07 1996
Date: Mon, 2 Dec 1996 12:13:18 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Sun, 1 Dec 1996 18:40:34 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Jonathan Chu <jchu@srs40cm.srs.lmco.com>
From: Patrick Burke <pburke@cadence.com>
The Top 15 Things Overheard at Comdex
15> "Oh, come on -- Kirk can beat Picard's ass any day of the week!"
14> "Empty the trash cans, someone's lost another retainer!"
13> "I'm sorry, Mr. Gates -- this is a $10 minimum table, the $5 minimum
tables are over there."
12> "No, sir, we can't accept Apple stock to cover your gambling debts."
11> "Just shut up and give me the trinkets, booth weasel!"
10> "Free Pocket Protectors at Booth 183! Pass it on!"
9> "Hey, if we all share a limo ride back to the hotel, we can split that
dollar tip nine ways."
8> "Well, the Chicken Ranch was okay - but I liked 'Virtual Monique' better."
7> "...so Dilbert says to Wally..."
6> "My dad said if I hacked the Federal Reserve one more time, he'd take
away my Nintendo."
5> "...and *I* said, 'That's no hexadecimal assembly code, that's my
self-modulating subroutine.' But seriously, folks..."
4> "I don't care if you ARE a CEO, nobody gets in under 21."
3> "Marc Andreeson to the courtesy desk -- Your mother wants to know what
time you'll be home for dinner..."
2> "They call this a breakfast buffet? Where's the Jolt Cola and Doritos?"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Comdex...
1> "Hey -- where are all the chicks??"
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