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HUMOR?: The 12 Warning Signs

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Mon Dec 2 12:28:46 1996

Date: Mon, 2 Dec 1996 12:14:25 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)

Date: Sun, 1 Dec 1996 18:41:18 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Mary Ann Anthony " <MAANTHON@us.oracle.com>

 Special Public Service Bulletin:

  With the holiday season upon us, it's important to watch for the 12
  warning signs of good health:

    1. Regular flare-ups of a supportive network of friends and family.
    2. Chronic positive expectations.
    3. Repeated episodes of gratitude and generosity.
    4. Increased appetite for physical activity.
    5. Marked tendency to identify and express feelings.
    6. Compulsion to contribute to society.
    7. Lingering sensitivity to the feelings of others.
    8. Habitual behavior related to seeking new challenges.
    9. Craving for peak experiences.
   10. Tendency to adapt to changing conditions.
   11. Feelings of spiritual involvement.
   12. Persistent sense of humor

  (From the Utne Reader Almanac, who got it from Whole Earth Review, who
  got it from an unidentified author of a posting on a computer bulletin
  board in Waldport, Oregon.)

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