[1722] in Humor
HUMOR: Mission Statement
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Mon Nov 25 11:02:56 1996
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 10:55:47 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1996 23:46:04 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
"When I lived in Japan for a year I visited the Suzuki factory to
buy my motorbike. They had an enormous two-character banner draped
over the end of the shop floor. I asked the salesman what it meant.
With a chuckle he told me, 'Smash Yamaha'. Now that's a mission
statement."
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