[1721] in Humor
HUMOR: Useful Smileys
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Mon Nov 25 10:50:52 1996
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 10:43:39 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
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>From braun@sfo.com Tue Nov 19 11:55:26 1996
USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS
-- Excerpted from Dave Barry In Cyberspace, Crown Publishers, Inc. 1996
Emoticon Meaning
:) Happy person
:( Sad person
:-) Happy person with a nose
:-( Sad person with a nose
:---( Person sad because he or she has a large nose
:--% Person sad because he or she has a large crayfish
for a nose
:-D Person laughing
:-D* Person laughing so hard he or she does not notice
that a large spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-| Person unsure which long distance company to choose
8-0-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-) Person winking
.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:0-WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a
postcoital cybercigarette
:-Q-... Person who was enjoying a postcoital
cybercigarette until he suddenly noticed, to
his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge
dribbling from his cybermember
:-(8 Person who is none too happy with the results of
her breast-enlargement surgery
:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to
talk to him or her, little suspecting that there
is an alligator on his or her head
~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on
his or her head containing a three legged octopus
that is giving off smell rays
:-[-()f Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth
to a squid.
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