[1696] in Humor
HUMOR: Bumper Stickers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Wed Nov 13 22:33:36 1996
Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 22:19:49 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Wed, 13 Nov 96 10:19:15 MST
From: rmerz@redwood.dn.hac.com (Rulane Merz)
Bumper Stickers We Would Like to See
I love animals--they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! Strip-mine the other planets later.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
If you make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
We have enough youth--how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic--think "HONK."
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