[1695] in Humor
HUMOR (NAUGHTY): Three Cowboys
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Nov 12 11:32:23 1996
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 11:16:32 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 11:05:42 +0400
From: jaz@MIT.EDU (Joe Ziehler)
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
>>>prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night
>>>of tall tales begins.
>>>
>>>The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
>>>Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six
>>>men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare
>>>hands."
>>>
>>>The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was
>>>walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out
>>>from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my
>>>bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And
>>>I'm still here today."
>>>
>>>The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his
>>>penis.
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