[1666] in Humor
HUMOR: The Ultimate Urban Legend
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Oct 29 10:36:47 1996
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 10:25:58 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Richard Johnson <rjj@medialab.com>
From: "Steve Goldhaber" <goldy@compatible.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 1996 17:19:53 +0000
Subject: The Ultimate UL
<Forwards deleted by the NSA>
Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before
he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the
most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an
irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of
your mother's maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They
will respond by sending e-mail labeled "goodtimes" to the computer
controlling Craig's life support equipment. When Felippe Linz, the
technician operating the computer opens this mail, his hard drive
will be overwritten with thousands of credit card invoices for
$250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hilary was seen on
the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination
by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating
fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters
with Elvis.
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