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HUMOR: Green Eggs and Hamlet
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Oct 29 10:42:41 1996
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 10:24:18 -0500
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Date: Mon, 28 Oct 1996 18:05:01 -0500 (EST)
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Green Eggs and Hamlet
-- by Tim Hnetka
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I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the thing, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My unc' is boffing my dear mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or lie down in front of a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a foil,
Or slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it help to end my wrath?
To sleep, to dream, aye, there's the rub.
I'd drop a toaster in my tub.
Would they be happy, with me dead?
Could I murder them instead?
These thoughts take much consideration,
I'm the prince of procrastination.
-- Tim Hnetka
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