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HUMOR: Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Oct 29 10:35:26 1996
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 10:28:05 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 00:01:04 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Karen Kienitz" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
From: Vicki Brown <vlb@apple.com>
From: Chuck Lawson <lawson@junglenet.com>
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Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
By Dave Fore
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/>.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of
"CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and
WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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