[1642] in Humor
HUMOR: silly comic-book humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mark A. Herschberg)
Tue Oct 15 19:34:53 1996
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 19:17:27 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU> (by way of abennett@mit.edu (Andrew
Bennett))
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 17:12:20 -0400
From: eherranz@seattle.summithq.com (Ed Herranz)
Superman is bored fighting crime everyday. So one Friday night
he decides to go out on the town to have some fun. He drops by
the Bat-Cave.
"Hey Batman", he says "Wanna' go out tonight?" "No I can't",
replies Batman "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home
and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime". "You loser", says
Superman and flies away.
He decides to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidy, how
about hitting the town tonight, you and me", he says. "I'd love to,
but I can't",replies Spiderman, "My web is broken and I gotta' fix it
to fight crime".
Superman all disgusted says "You loser. Stay home on a Friday
night and fix your damn web". So he flies away.
While flying from up above he spots Wonder woman stark
naked and lying down on her back spread-eagle. Superman
thinks, "Hey, I am Superman, I can fly down there at the speed of
light, have a quicky and fly back out and she won't even feel it."
Superman flies down, does a quick in-out-in-out and flies back
out at the speed of light.
Wonderwoman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell"
