[1641] in Humor
Subject: HUMOR: Million Dollar Second
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Oct 15 09:58:33 1996
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 09:47:38 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 21:46:15 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: gsingh@novell.com
A Million Dollar Second
A man was wondering in the woods pondering all the questions of life,
universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any
answers so he sought help from God.
"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.
God responded, "What is it my son?"
"I have a few questions, mind of I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son..anything.", God said
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "a million years to me is only a second".
"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million
dollars worth to you?"
God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny."
The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God
can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....in a second".
