[1589] in Humor
HUMOR? Spare us the banality
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Sep 9 12:29:45 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 09 Sep 1996 12:22:23 EDT
Date: Mon, 09 Sep 1996 15:56:24 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Terry Labach <terry>
From: qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca (Quote of the day)
I once went to speak at a school, and there was a 16-year-old girl...And
the girl says to me, 'You know what? I don't care what I do, I just want
to be famous.' And I thought, you know, I should really just shoot her
in the head because it would serve two things: It would make her famous
as the girl that Jason Alexander shot in the head, and it would, you know,
spare the world of the banality of the rest of her life.
-- actor Jason Alexander, of the TV program Seinfeld,
discusses the nature of fame on Dennis Miller Live
