[1590] in Humor
HUMOR: Sandpaper
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Sep 9 13:04:57 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 09 Sep 1996 12:55:28 EDT
A bit naughty, but too original to let pass by...
-Drew
Date: Mon, 09 Sep 1996 16:36:44 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: DHAYNES@sqa.com
Pinochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating
their passions. "Every time we make love", she said, "I get splinters!"
So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for help.
"Sandpaper, my boy, that's what you need!" was the carpenter's
response.
A couple of weeks later the carpenter met Pinochio, "How are
you getting on with the girls now?" he asked
"And who needs girls?" replied Pinochio.
