[1573] in Humor
HUMOR: Don't think too hard
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Aug 28 10:16:09 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 1996 10:09:57 EDT
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 1996 00:26:56 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Mike Beyries <mbeyries@netmanage.com>
< forwards humming ... >
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM.....
1. Why do they call them mobile homes when 99.9 percent of the time
they are not?
2. Why do ads for pet products promise you that "your dog will thank
you for it" but he never does?
3. Are there any unguided missiles? [Actually, yes. -Drew]
4. What happens if you add water to a condensed book?
5. What slang word does a frog use to describe another frog's death?
6. Is it really "all-purpose" flour? I mean can I use it to bathe
in or use it as a driveway sealer?
7. Has the woman who keeps saying "There is nothing more disgusting
than annoying static cling" ever given mouth-to-mouth to an elk?
8. When the phone wakes us up at 1:00 a.m. and it's a drunk trying
to order a sausage pizza, why do we say we 'think' they have the wrong
number?
9. Why do they call it life insurance?
10. Why is an outdoor theater called a "drive-in"?
11. What do the French call open mouth kissing?
12. Why do relatives ask "Would you like to see the new baby?" Do
they have an old baby they're hiding in the garage?
13. Why do Kamakazi Pilots wear crash helmets?
