[1286] in Humor
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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (stephen f barth)
Mon Jan 29 16:56:58 1996
From: sbarth@unlgrad1.unl.edu (stephen f barth)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 15:36:19 -0600 (CST)
>
> Howdy,
>
> This is an excerpt from an opinion in the Philadelphia Inquirer.
>
> Let it Snow. (Sung to Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow).
>
> Tires Spin, are you listening?
> Three feet deep, snow is glistening!
> So what we do now,
> is wait for a plow,
> in South Philly's Winter Wonderland.
>
> Gone away are the wide streets.
> Didn't know we're all "side streets".
> I guess we know now.
> And still there's no plow,
> in South Philly's Winter Wonderland.
>
> On the sidewalk we can build a snowman,
> and pretend that he's Ed Rendell.
> We'll ask, "Will you plow us?"
> He'll say, "No man,
> "Unless you're Center City go to Hell!"
>
> Later on, we'll start clearing,
> while on the news, he's appearing.
> He's talking the talk,
> While we have to walk,
> in South Philly's Winter Wonderland!
>