[1287] in Humor
HUMOR: Truth is weirder than anything
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Jan 31 11:46:53 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 1996 11:33:55 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 1996 16:22:17 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Richard.Johnson@Colorado.EDU (Richard Johnson)
From: Matt Rhoten <mattrh@microsoft.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 96 16:39:44 TZ
Subject: FW: The truth is always funnier
Subject: CUST SVC <Personal Name Removed> 718-672-0078 Flight Sim for the PC
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PSS Customer Escalation
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X CUSTOMER SERVICE CALLBACK SUPPORT ENGINEER CALLBACK
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Name: Email:
Location: Phone#:
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Customer Name: <Personal Name Removed>
Phone#: 718-***-****
Customer Type: Retail
Product: Flight Sim for the PC
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Reason For Escalation:
Customer is hearing subliminal type messages hidden within his Flight
Simulator for the PC. He hears "Joe Camel is number 1" Over and over
again. He believes it is hidden about 20-30 db below the surface. The
customer claims he has o db hearing across many wavelengths, so he is
particularly adept at picking these messages up. He believes this is
"totally unscrupulous" of MS. He is upset about this and wants someone
to look into this and explain to him why this is occuring. Failing
that he would definitely like someone from the customer advocate center
to call him and discuss his issue.
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Problem Description:
Please call the customer to discuss issue.
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Form #: PSS016 Version #: 3.10 Revision Date: 07/28/95
