[1264] in Humor
HUMOR: YMBACS
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jan 16 10:31:07 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 1996 10:11:21 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 1996 13:29:52 -0600 (CST)
From: Eric Rosenblum <erosenbl@CS.Trinity.Edu>
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 1995 17:00:37 -0600
From: Josh Rothstein <jrothst@MAILHOST.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
If you know the reference, this should be one of the funniest ones you've
read all year.
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a
college student (ymbacs).
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match,
ymbacs
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal, ymbacs
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents, ymbacs
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles, ymbacs
6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without
sleeping, ymbacs
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal
Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II), ymbacs
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry
loads, ymbacs
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car, ymbacs
10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a
pick-up (one trip), ymbacs
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural
Light, ymbacs
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and
introduce yourself, ymbacs
