[1252] in Humor
HUMOR: Guess That Tune!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Dec 22 08:56:46 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 1995 08:52:09 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 1995 01:36:41 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Michael Beyries" <mbeyries@Telebit.COM>
[ forwards humming 'cuz they don't know the words ... :-) ]
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I have always enjoyed games and puzzles; I offer this for your
holiday pleasure. The following Christmas carols were written
by government officials. Can you guess the original titles?
1. Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in
their belief.
2. Figure eight ice fellow with a frozen dewy moniker.
3. Embellish interior passageways.
4. Vertically challenged adolescent percussionist.
5. Natal celebration devoid of color as a hallucinatory
phenomenon for me.
6. Majestic triplet referred to in the first person plural.
7. Twelve o'clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival.
8. Dual incisors is my single desire.
9. Soundless nocturnal period.
10. Precious metal musical devices.
11. Omnipotent supreme being who elicits respite to ecstatic
distinguished males.
12. Caribou with vermillion oilfactory appendage.
13. Allow crystalline formations to descend, allow crystalline
formations to descend, allow crystalline formations to descend.
14. Thundering behemoths greet the timid to achieve tranquility.
15. Jovial yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural
by us.
16. Bipedal traveling through an amazing acreage during the period
between December 21st and March 21st.
17. Exclamatory remark concerning a diminuitive municipality in
Judea southwest of Jerusalem.
18. Put on your happy duds this minute.
19. The Yuletide occurance preceding all others.
