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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Oleg E Drozhinin)
Wed Dec 20 21:38:00 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 1995 21:34:46 EST
From: Oleg E Drozhinin <olegman@MIT.EDU>
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second
biting the cone and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you are thinking."
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