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HUMOR: Cowboy Joke

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 3 12:18:28 1995

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 03 Nov 1995 12:13:57 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 08:53:24 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: howeird <howeird@netgate.net>
From: "Christy Williams" <christy_williams@aspectdv.com>

A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a
beer.  The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed
eyelids.  No one spoke, but they all noticed that the strangers hat
was made of brown wrapping paper.  Less obvious was the fact that his
shirt and vest were also made of paper.  As were his chaps, pants,
and even his boots, including the paper spurs.  Truth be told, even
the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.

Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...


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