[1024] in Humor
HUMOR: Hailus Chieftus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Aug 28 09:40:37 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 28 Aug 1995 09:37:27 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 1995 00:00:44 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
>From a British Satire Magazine, Private Eye
"Wilhelmus Jeffersonius Airplanus Clintonensis, salutmaus
venerabilis Universitatis Oxoniensis. Quondam Rhodus
scholasticus et marijuana non-inhaliensis, et ex Bello
Vietnamensis non conscriptione excusatus.
"Subsequentis gubernator republica Arkansensis et perpetrator
criminalis sleazissimus in nomine 'Aqua Blanca' scandalus, cum
tua uxore Hillarius Rodama Clintesterone. Etiam legoverus
multitudinus cum multae bimbones, Gennifa Flores, Paula Jones, et
cetera, et cetera. Satyriasis abnormalis in modo Presidentius
Kennedensis.
"Tua fama extendit per omne mundo pro joggendo, juvando ad
saxophonum, et non much else. Esperamus quid pro quo multi richi
Americani donabunt muchos dollares ad Universitatem Oxoniensis.
"<> Vivat, vivat Clintstone zaba-daba-doo."
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