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HUMOR: Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Aug 28 09:39:13 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 28 Aug 1995 09:36:34 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 21 Aug 1995 23:52:23 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
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From: jeff.snyder@octel.com (Jeff Snyder)
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Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit:
----------, -----------, -------------------, -------
| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | No | Buy |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |---->| more |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes|
---------- ----------- ------------------- -------
| Yes | Yes | Yes
+---------------------------------------------
|
V
---------------
| Take whatever |
| is on top |
--------------- ------------------------
| | |
V V |
-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with |
| clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant |
-------- --------- -----------
| Yes | "Not bad"
+--------------------
|
V
-------------- --------- -------------
|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Place item on|
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; |
| holes? |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over |
-------------- --------- -------------
| No | No
+---------------------------------
|
V
--------- ------------ -----------------------------------
| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes |But would you rather have a tick on|
|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? |
--------- ------------ -----------------------------------
| No | No | Yes
+------------------------------------------------
|
V
-------- Kinda ------- ---------
| Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the|
| it | "Does it what?" | dark |---->|advice of|
| match? |----------------->| out? | | a female|
-------- ------- ---------
| Yes | Yes
+--------------------------
|
V
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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