[773] in Daily_Rumour
The Daily Reamer
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (salea@Athena.MIT.EDU)
Sun Feb 14 21:28:47 1993
From: salea@Athena.MIT.EDU
To: rumor@Athena.MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 93 21:28:16 EST
Just another retraction: the person who was dressed like the General
who was kissing someone, was kissing someone who just looked like
Joanna MacKenzie, not Ms. MacKenzie herself. We greatly appreciate
the alertness of our readers, most especially Mrs. Myreen
Thricklemeyer, who sent us a copy of Ms. MacKenzie's popular text "The
Economic Necessity of Traditional Moral Values" and pointed out that
any attributions of immoral behavior to the aforementioned Ms.
MacKenzie are in fact, vulgar lies. The perpetrator of the public
display of affection was just someone else dressed in Ms. MacKenzie's
impeccacble style.
Ms. MacKenzie, we're sorry. Don't sue.
