[9] in Humor
HUMOR: reality check
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sat Jan 15 10:18:34 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 94 10:16:58 EST
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Date: Fri, 14 Jan 1994 21:39:17 -0700
From: Espacionaute Spiff domaine! <matossian@aries.colorado.edu>
Some excerpts from the instruction sheet for the female condom,
which is called "Reality".
Keep Reality out of reach of children.
Read Instructions carefully before using Reality.
This leaflet explains how to use Reality.
Some questions women have about using Reality.
You can use Reality to protect yourself and your partner.
Reality only works when you use it.
Use a new Reality with each and every sex act. [my favorite]
Don't tear Reality.
How Reality was Tested.
Take out Reality and examine it closely.
Inserting Reality.
Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
Reality may tend to move during sex.
Is Reality noisy during sex?
Store Reality at room temperature.
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