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HUMOR: Short bits

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Oct 12 13:57:28 1994

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 1994 13:50:50 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


Date: Tue, 11 Oct 1994 12:18:35 -0600 (MDT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN%ARIES@VAXF.Colorado.EDU>
Forwarded-by: harry@starbase.sj.unisys.com
From: cpsr-announce@sunnyside.com

I think we should adjourn now ... the country is safer when
we're not in session.

		-- Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA) on C-SPAN

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Forwarded-by: Jan-Simon Pendry <jsp@sequent.com>
From:    "David Brebner (brebner)" <brebner@sequent.com>
Subject: Shock finding !!!!!!!

The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means
the order of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the
ASCII-values you will get the following:

B    I    L    L    G    A    T    E    S    3
66 + 73 + 76 + 76 + 71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83 + 3 = 666


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